Hmmm. That doesn't sound right. Well, never mind, the point is I'm not sure I get it. Not much new with her mouthing off about vaccines and autism since last week.
[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="524" caption="Jenny McCarthy Cools Herself Down With a Completely Innocent Hose-Based Metaphor."]
[/caption]Not that you need a reason to search out Jenny McCarthy. She is a classic. Although Dirty Love, her 2005 movie, sucked donkey balloons.
[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="400" caption="The movie poster was reasonably enticing. It was, as it turns out, the only good thing about the movie."]
[/caption][caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="Jenny McCarthy taking a bath. Just console yourself with the knowledge that beautiful people, and the folks married to or involved with the beautiful people, all tend to have really effed up lives. That's all you got."]
[/caption]And on and on it goes.
[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="Here, Jenny McCarthy Innocently Mustards up a Hotdog, In a Scene That Cannot Possibly Be Misconstrued as a Metaphor for Something Else."]
[/caption][caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="Jenny is thirsty. What a playful scene of All-American innocence. "]
[/caption]Laterz, Internets. I'm getting tired. Sleep well, see ya tomorrow sometime. Or Monday, if I get busy mowing the lawn and shiznit.
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