Jenny McCarthy Finds Steve Fossett, Alive on Desert Island, Thanks to His Coconut Based Satellite Phone

Steve Fossett faked his own death? And where did he go? Could be, I guess.

So you pipples think that Steve Fossett faked his own death? Hmmm. Why did you care so much? Don't you have work to be doing?

Here's the coconut phone he should be using to contact civilization, on his uncharted desert isle:

Steve Fossett's Coconut Phone is In Progress

In other news, you people don't know how to spell Gwen Eiffel. It's Iffil, by the way.

Yawn. Travis Henry is trouble with the law. You peoples love yourselves some footballs. Double-extra-yawn.

Jenny McCarthy still on about the autism. Are you searching because of the autism debate, or have you got something else on your mind?

And who needs an excuse for another pic of Jenny McCarthy? Amanda Peet, no so much.

Update: More Jenny McCarthy. Since you're looking for her so hard.