You Nasty Internets! Nude Sarah Palin Paintings? Puh-leeese.

Right now, everybody is looking for Tara Grinstead. Maybe this was why the poor Amber alert girl was a meme yesterday. Though Tara is apparently a lot older. Also, she's been missing since 2005. That's usually not a good sign, but I hope they find her.

This is Tara:

Tara Grinstead is missing. Apparently, she's a popular meme today. Maybe that means they've found something out. Hope it's good news, but I don't know yet.

Why are you so interested in Windsteam Email? Must've been a news story I missed. I do that a lot, apparently.

I'm not showing the badly painted nude portrait of Sarah Palin at the Old Towne Ale House in Chicago. An Obama supporter painted it . . . and had his daughter pose nude for the really bad painting. Ewww. Just, ewww. You Internets, why are you so interested in that?

UPDATE: Much Better Picture of a Nude Sarah Palin Here. Definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

Like Dan Rather might say: Fake, but accurate.

The rest is all sports peoples and things like the mark to market definition. Haven't you figured that out yet?